The Sharpshooters of Simpering, North Dakota

So you don't believe that the Simpering story really happened? Well, here's the prequel as living proof. See how these insane people spent their early years. If you can shoot the center out of a coin at a hundred yards, get elected Mayor, circumnavigate the globe, fight in the Spanish-American War and make millions by your sixteenth birthday, you must be from Simpering, North Dakota! The dawn of twentieth century America was a lot more interesting than we ever thought.