Surviving Ebola: Tips For The Social Media Power User

I was. I won't lie. I was pretty scared when I saw the "Expert" on the Megan Kelly Show say that a typical Ebola victim produces 3 gallons of diarrhea a day...

A DAY!!!

Megan said we might be in for a pandemic, so there I was, an hour later at Costco, paused with my shopping cart at the bottled water section, torn between filling my cart with 2-gallon jugs of Arrowhead and feeling dumb to be going through the checkout stand with all that water. The other shoppers would surely know I was prepping-and worse: They would know that I watched Fox News, not a good image for Portland.

Anyway, IF... and I knew it was a big IF... I would somehow find myself curled up in bed fighting for my life with Ebola raging through my system-I surely wasn't going to run out of water!!!
God forbid I would not be ready!