Iguanas Are Assholes

Iguanas are assholes. I know it, you know it, and the friend you are going to buy this book for knows it. But go ahead and buy a copy or two. You can't go wrong with the price, and the look on your friends face when they see the title will be... priceless.

The inside is graced with a combination of words and photos that may entertain, amuse, offend or intrigue the reader, depending on their mood, upbringing, and social status. Take a look inside to see your own reaction. You will be sure to agree...

Iguanas are assholes!

PRAISE FOR IGUANAS ARE ASSHOLES

Destined to become a cult classic.
-Iguana Fancy Magazine

Finally, a book that confirms what we've known all along.
-Bar Tab Magazine

Genius and idiotic. Unnerving and endearing.
-The Conch Republic Tribune

The title alone makes this a sound investment.
-The Daily Iguana