Playing With Wine: Put A Cork In It

Wine is too good to be taken so seriously. Don't waste your time pairing food with the appropriate wine. Stop worrying if there is enough oxygen in the room for the wine to breathe. Should you panic and call the paramedics? Should you give it "mouth to mouth?" Maybe you should just cool it or rather, chill it.
This book was written for wine lovers with a sense of humor. Instead of food, wine is paired with activities such as preparing your taxes, working on cars, and bathing the dog. It is both sophisticated and corny. A Robert Mondavi meets Dr. Seuss kind of book. The glossary of wine terms is refreshingly creative. For example, "earthy" is defined as a person who tastes wine while wearing Birkenstock sandals. "Aroma" is a kind of tomato.
You also get to meet the grapes in a different and playful way. There are red ones, white ones, and pink ones. Celebrate diversity even with wine.
Included in the book are useful wine tips such as using white wine to clean up a red wine spill on carpet. A better tip advises against using red wine to clean up a white wine spill.
Wine should be enjoyed and played with. So go ahead and Play With Wine. It is best shared with someone. Remember to read responsibly.