As the Worm Turns

These stories chronicle that journey, the tears, the laughter, the innards.

High school hijinks gone awry; the end result of fast food franchises and forgotten river gods colliding; revenge on killer clowns from beyond; zombie death metal auditions; the exquisite dining habits of trolls; cannibal fishermen; hitmen from Hell; Satan's favorite advice columnist; the carnival version of American Idol; f*%#ing dragons. All this, and bunnies too.

All witnessed firsthand, more or less.

These words have been reserved for you.

The worms can wait.

They know how it ends.