Pet Goats and Pap Smears: 101 Medical Adventures to Open Your Heart and Mind

Go behind the exam room door to experience the secret lives of doctors and patients. Enjoy Pap parties. Meet the Chlamydia Clown. Win a free kitten with your physical! In this laugh-till-you-cry health care handbook, you'll learn how fun it is to be a doctor--and a patient. Discover simple remedies for mysterious illnesses and unusual prescriptions that may save your life. Plus, this book reveals the secrets to solving your waiting-room frustrations, slashing your medical bills, and securing first-rate health care now. **ALL BOOK PROCEEDS USED TO OPEN IDEAL CLINICS NATIONWIDE**