Churchmouse Tales

24 amusing short stories, in 148 pages of whimsical rubbish lovingly crafted into one slim overpriced book.

At last, a cynical bedtime reading for kids aged 11 to 100 about all the important things that you never thought you needed to know, such as:

· Why you should never buy a penguin at auction.

· How to make best use of 127 colour-blind hamsters.
· How your banjo keeps going missing.

· The ideal way to push frogs out of trees.
· What really happened during Castro's Cuban Missile Crisis.
· How the Internet started.

... and more!