I Just Want to Pee Alone

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Motherhood is the toughest - and funniest - job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful - you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand.

Hasn't every mother said it before? "I just want to pee alone!"

I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious essays from 37 of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Insane in the Mom-Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Baby Sideburns, and Rants From Mommyland.
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Embarrassment, Thy Name is Motherhood

A Pinterest-Perfect Mom, I am Not

And Then There was that Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible Mother

So She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller