Armed & Delicious

Love, crime... and pizza.

“Sparky” Lagala had become accustomed to a

mediocre high-school existence spent dreaming

of things he could never have—the girl, the car,

and the respect.

That is until the day he's hired as the roadside

mascot for Tino's Pizza in Portland, Oregon, and

discovers that his mysterious employer is in fact

a major player in a foodie-based crime syndicate.

It isn't long before Sparky finds himself taken

in by a constellation of unique and ruthless

characters, who will make his teenage dreams

a reality—a reality that comes with a price.