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Be a Man: How I Spent One Year Drinking, Shaving, Farming, and Fathering My Way Toward Masculinity

Be a Man: How I Spent One Year Drinking, Shaving, Farming, and Fathering My Way Toward Masculinity

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My name is Peter Andre, and I'm not a man. I take gummy vitamins. I require Band-Aids for paper cuts. I've been called petite in mixed company.

When Peter wed the love of his life, he assumed he would cross two thresholds at once: marriage and manhood. But months after he exchanged vows, Peter is the same passive-aggressive man-child he has always been. He can barely hammer a nail, keeps mum when people cut in line, and whines when he loses board games.

It's time for a change.

His plan? Complete a different manly activity every week for an entire year. Along the way, Peter attempts to validate his manliness by:

  • Trying Scotch for the first time
  • Learning how to defend himself
  • Going and subsequently hating camping
  • Losing a battle of wits with a CPR dummy
  • Playing home run derby with an eight-year-old
  • Shooting a handgun at NRA headquarters
  • Picking up lots of dog doo
  • Bombing onstage at a stand-up open mic night
  • Getting hopelessly lost in a public park
  • Experiencing loss-of-technology withdrawals
  • Becoming a dad-sort of
  • ...and many more manly endeavors

He may not always succeed in these weekly challenges-or even mostly succeed-but through the course of living the masculine life, Peter will find out that being a man in today's world is nothing like he imagined it would be.

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