A Lot of Bull

When a long time city resident relocated to the back acres of Union Township in rural Marshal County, Indiana, he found rustic roads to walk; farmers to meet; their animals, farm and feral; town folk to greet; places to eat; old timers to talk; war stories to relive; a commode's drain field to flush; a weekly to read; politicians to forget; funerals to weep; a despairing golf game; vocal ill elderly in nursing homes; a church choir to impress.

Ah, Rural life! There isn't it's like in the city.