I'm too busy to color!: The coloring book for adults who have real stuff to do

Somehow, while most responsible grownups were busy at their jobs, raising their kids and trying to pay their bills, coloring books for adults became wildly popular.

Today's coloring books are supposed to provide stressed-out adults with a way to "unplug" and relax. But everyone knows that while they're sitting around playing with their colors, important stuff is not getting done. And it's piling up.

But a trend is a trend so let's do this. Here is a coloring book for adults who really have way too much other stuff to do.