Field Journal: The Shockingly Urgent Findings of (Zombie) Anthropologists Walter & Ida

Zombies are real! Zombie anthropologists reveal credible evidence about a new class of undead threatening to overrun the world. But there's hope: a select few called "Yarn Zombies" who keep their disease in check through the therapeutic powers of yarn craft. This profound work is published in its original, handwritten form to alert the public and save some of your sorry butts. Think skeins, not brains!