Catholic Guilt and the Joy of Hating Men

From the slightly askew mind of Regan Wolfrom comes this collection of hilariously dark tales of love, death, and horrible timing.

Heather Smythe

Pretty. Shy. About as lapsed as a Catholic can get.

Heather's trapped in the a cult of killer succubi with a taste for East Hollywood douches.

Amanda Hackensack

Somewhat tall. Can't dunk. Never knew her father.

Amanda wakes up in a world of voodoo and zombies that she knows shouldn't exist.

Marguerite Frunkel

Lonely. Awkward. Painfully ginger.

Marguerite finds two strange little gnomes who show her just what she's been missing.

Laura Daniels

Political outsider. Maverick. Avowed crazy cat lady.

Laura learns the sinister truth behind her unexpected electoral success.

Stephanie Munro

Hard working. Hard drinking. Hard to please.

Stephanie comes to regret taking a trip on the edge of the world with people she knows she shouldn't trust.

Marie-Claire Grimson

Pink hair. Pretty smile. Like to eat people.

Marie-Claire may soon discover that meat is murder no matter how you slice it.

Maddy McKay

A little lonely. A little self-conscious. Starving to death.

Maddy's trying to slim down to starving model size, but her little housemates don't seem all that supportive.

Vanessa Dervoe

Softball legend. Proud Yooper. Breathes underwater.

Vanessa's strange gift has gotten her nowhere in life, stuck in a sad amusement park and surrounded by death.

Kara Hermin

Mysterious. Troubled. Loads of fun at parties.

Kara's lived a long and dangerous life, and may be forced to live it all over again.