Elvis Lives on Planet Football

Gerry and Macko - twentysomethings with an appetite for beer, women and football and an aversion to housework.

An old drunk who swears he just met Elvis Presley outside Elland Road.

An extra-terrestrial cylinder landing on the Yorkshire moors.

A dying young woman who undergoes a miraculous recovery to rise from her hospital bed.

A clandestine government agency called MI13, its location and purpose known only to a small handful of military personnel and to the regulars of the Horse and Groom pub near Ascot.

Demis Roussos' autograph.

The most unusual karaoke contest that the Elland Social Club has ever seen.

Elvis Lives on Planet Football - a simple tale of two aliens and their undying love for Leeds United.