The Non Adventures of Alice The Erotic Author

There's a bit of Alice in all of us. She's just an ordinary girl, trying to get through each day, and encountering a few humorous pitfalls along the way.

Alice is an erotic author with a vivid imagination, which she puts to good use for her readers.

Follow Alice as she goes from hot fantasy to crashing back to earth when her flights of imagination evaporate into a disappointing reality.

From everyday encounters at the gym or tattoo shop, to a rendezvous via a dating site.

You just know the reality is never going to match up for poor Alice.

It's a laugh out loud read with a touch of kink.