I, Pirate

From the bestspelling author of These Words comes a story so powerful that will make you forget everything. You will be a baby again!

Praise for I, Pirate

A once-in-a-while kind of book! - The New York Times Square

I didn't pay for this book! - famousAuthor

Bought this on sale 2-for-1. Too expensive! I took many bathroom breaks! - seniorKane

4 stars. Product is great. However, I discovered that it works best if you sit on it. The itchiness and the swelling disappeared. The paperback format better suited my needs. I'm removing a star because there is still some lingering smell. - amazonReviewer

It was either this or a cinder block around my ankles! - Toni Cannolini, former Mafia Boss

Where are the faeries? Where are the vampires? Where is the love triangle? - famousBlogger

I laughed so hard I swallowed my dentures! I don't know where they are now! - aFriendOfSeniorKane

I feel like I've read this book before! - seniorKane

A must read for anyone hoping to be a pirate someday. - The Internet

It's even better than the first book! - seniorKane