How (NOT) to Be a Shitty Parent

If you (DO NOT) want to be a shitty parent, this book is for you! In this book is a numbered list of the things (NOT) to do in order (NOT) to be a shitty parent. This list gives examples that are meant to make you laugh and cry. But, mostly, you're supposed to realize that all the mean things you do to your kids can come back to you later. And, all those mean things can have horrific effects on humanity.

Don't believe me??? Please Google:

{Insert the name of any serial killer or tyrant in history here}