Cleveland Steamer and His Faithful Dog Blumpkin

Cleveland Steamer and his faithful dog Blumpkin must clean up the Mississippi River by bringing three trophies to the Angry Pirate Felch Santorum. A delightful children's book written by a Vulgarian refugee following WWI, some of the words and phrases in this book may have changed meaning over time. It maybe shouldn't be read by children, but will probably do very little permanent damage.

In the timeless words of jgam7, from Shower Thoughts on Reddit; "Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either of those things are."