It's Time You F***ing Flew

[Explicit]
"You are not a snowflake,
nor a f*king mistake.
Be agile, not fragile.
Don't pout! Climb the f**k out!
Find a role for your heart, mind, and soul.
Time for you to deploy, little boy.
Oh, the places you won't know,
unless you,
man-the-f**k-up,
and roll!"

Your favorite rhyme and rhythm sugarcoats the long over due message: "It's time to grow up and get going!" A great gift to pry your not-so-little-ones off the couch and on their way.

A perfect, unique graduation gift that will leave everyone in stitches.