The Vicious Swans: And Other Tall Tales

This is a collection of short stories written between 2004 and 2014. Some of the stories have a serious theme, such as living well with diabetes, but most of them are meant to be more lighthearted.

What do you do upon finding a huge spider in the bathroom just inches from your face when you are sitting down to business?

What's it like to struggle with unfamiliar technology (such as a malfunctioning electronic fob to start a car) while freezing in the depths of winter?

How would you react when attacked by rampaging swans? They may look cute, but they're vicious beasts. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!