Dinners with Satan

Everyone knows you shouldn't make a deal with the devil, but what do you do when you find out you married her? Or worse yet, what if you saw a devil in yourself?

I grew up in America's heartland with 10 siblings and l can say with certainty that my childhood was post apocalyptic boot camp. The most important lessons I learned:
1) Revenge is like cheese... it tastes delicious hot, cold, or any way you serve it.
2) Victory favors the clever, so always have a strategy.
3) Even the best strategy can end in a giant vomit-fest.

My name is Lou Sopher, and I thought I had a perfect life with the perfect wife until the illusion shattered with a single revelation. Caught in the throes of a vicious divorce, I pictured a new side of her... a side with horns, a tail, and a digital pitchfork.

She was my Satan. And the crazy part? She blamed her sins on me.

My childhood training for revenge drove me to write a book with all the juicy details. However, as I rehashed the journey of un-marrying in an epic revenge story, a new perspective emerged. Perhaps she had a point.

From my first lie at the dinner table when I was six, to the lonely nights I ate alone following the divorce, I realized that the real dinners with Satan were with the devil hiding in my own mirror.

This is one dinner date you don't want to miss.
Cut yourself a slice of devil's food cake and sink your fangs into a memoir steeped in wit, wisdom, and all out marital war.

Wanna Bite?