Thirsty Thirsty Hole Spider

Looking into the past through state of the art objects called history books, the Huckleberry Boys reflect on the obsolete thing known as the past. In such an enlightened Forest, there can be no such thing as the past, for everyone in the past was evil, except the sheep, who are so inhuman they are gods and priests. Because the future is present, there is no future. With future and past not existing, the present is all but an idea of the old skyview. Please try to keep up, enlightened people think in waves of brainslosh, tears, hogwash and ad hominems. Anyone who thinks humans exist are racists.

With too many bears and wild animals questioning the motives behind the all words and no actions of the chanceselling bodies to solve problems, the Wild Thought Sanctuary begins to undergo reassignment demolition for the planned increase of dissidents who think it's e-ehkay to be a citizen. That's a banned word. No one in the Forest is a citizen when everyone is a parapatetic voyager. Except if you was born here, then you is privileged and better act right around the sheep. They ain't privileged and can do as they please, by golly.

Utopia is a place of freedom, equali-tay and securi-tay. It's a place of love, inclusion, and acceptance. But please if you don't act like a citizen, which is a banned word, the Micro-Ministry will send you to a place with all the other bigots and astronauts.

Only the gods deciding who the gods and animals are, can do as they please. We believe in caring, inclusion and equali-tay. The Alt-Human Fluidity Spectrum Scale will equally decide who is animal and who is god. Not to worry, it's a hunded and tenty pucent Micro-Ministry of Omnipotent Mindedness approved.