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Following the story of a man and the titular substandard snack, he soon finds himself on a quest for the unquantifiable Zazz. Meeting a range of bizarre characters including the terrifying Mr Stanky, a wise dog, and the suave Banana Cowboy, the man's journey is both surreal and bizarre.

Which is where Sad Bandwidth comes along.

A more palatable version of the tale, it is written with less verbal density, and more flowing verbiage. For the crazy ride, have a Bad Sandwich. For a tall tale, tackle the Sad Bandwidth.

Either way, strap in, dive down into the ""black hole of literature"" that is, Bad Sandwich/Sad Bandwidth.

Good Luck.