Ruining Christmas #0

WARNING:THIS IS NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK. MATURE READERS ONLY'Twas the night before Christmas... Santa's helper" elves, Gimblestop and Kuznetskova, are beaten up by Lil' Joey Canuggins, the naughtiest kid in all the land. But worse than a twelve year old beat down, they've lost Santa's hat, the source of Christmas magic. Christmas is ruined, the world falls into economic depression and Santa gives up. With Joey ruining the spirit of Christmas with whining and taking, Gimble and Kuz set out to give the boy a dose of Christmas Cheer Gas."I loved it! Totallyfucked-up and completely unexpected -- the literary equivalent of waking upChristmas morning and finding Santa left a dead hooker under the tree."- ANDREWCOSBY (2 Guns, Co-Founder of BOOM! Studios, Creator of Eureka)