Bull's-Eye Puzzles

Bull's-eye—these wordplay puzzles hit their target! In each one, a target-shaped grid has been divided into 20 sections, and every section contains a word. Using the list of clues, you cross off words as you find them. For example: "Spells a musical instrument in reverse." Searching the puzzle, you spot ABUT (or TUBA backward). Eliminate it, and move on. When everything's solved, the remaining words form an amusing quote or quip.