Extracts from Adam's Diary (Barnes & Noble Digital Library): Translated from the Original MS.

In this short 1904 work, from late in his career, Mark Twain imagines how Adam was introduced to Eve. “This new creature with the long hair is a good deal in the way. It is always hanging around and following me about. I don't like this; I am not used to company...” Twain also published a companion volume, Eve’s Diary.