Hilda Must Be Dancing

Hilda Hippo loves to dance! But there's just one problem. When Hilda dances, it sounds like this:
KA-BUMP! KA-BUMP!
CRASH! CRASH! SMASH!
THUMPITY-BUMP! THUMPITY-BUMP!
BOOM! BANG! BASH!

The other animals beg her to find a quieter hobby. Knitting? Singing? For Hilda, nothing else will do. What could possibly be as fun as dancing?