Remodeling the Bachelor

I, Philippe Zabelle (wealthy software designer,
callous playboy, totally un-handy man), do hereby hire
contractor Janice Diane Wyatt to renovate my home
(but not make significant changes in my life, like
making me fall for her, a single mom).



I give J.D. full authority to choose appliances and
decor—as long as she doesn't distract me from my
poker games or wear anything too revealing.…



Should J.D. fail to complete this job—
or should I be unable to resist her beauty and
intelligence—this agreement will be renegotiated
according to our mutual desires.