Diary of a Creepy-Ass Doll

In this darkly humorous book, discover the inner musings of a deliciously demented doll, once loved and now abandoned. Peek inside her secret diary of twisted thoughts and odd scribbles, hinting at her evil and madness. But beware. She rules her attic kingdom with a porcelain fist and has minions who carry out fiendish plots against those who dare offend. So play nice. Or else.

Advance praise of Diary of a Creepy-Ass Doll:

"I'm speechless." —Chatty Cathy
"I laughed till I cried from both ends." —Betsy Wetsy
"It was so disturbing that I had the locks changed on the Dream House." —Barbie
"Shorter than War and Peace. No lie!" —Pinocchio