The Penis Name Book: A Guide to Naming Man's Best Friend

Boy, oh, boy, naming a guy's manhood can be a difficult decision. Do you go respectable with Peter O'Toole? Or hip with the Big Lebowski? Or choose one with a little more flavor like Charlestown Chew? With so many possibilities, you could really go nuts!

Lucky for you, The Penis Name Book is here to nail down the perfect name for your (partner's) favorite body part. We know coming up with an original name for a man's member is a long, hard process, so we don't beat around the bush. Inside, we've sized up 350 options yanked from every inch of pop culture, so you can get down to business.

Soon, you'll think your choice is a stroke of genius-and be relieved you're not just calling it Harry or Dick.