Physics for Dogs: A Crash Course in Catching Cats, Frisbees, and Cars

Today's canine faces many challenges: Their humans foil the best-laid plans to steal food, new threats and smells constantly taunt them, and squirrels are as fast as ever. Now, Physics for Dogs helps them combine the science of mechanics with their well-bred instincts to achieve efficient and reliable results in every endeavor! Complete with technical illustrations and formulas, Physics for Dogs shows how to:

• Poop strategically by treating revenge like a variable-mass system
• Open any trash can with the correct angular momentum
• Ambush a cat by accounting for weight and air resistance
• Play fetch by calculating trajectory
• Bring down the mailman with the perfect ratio of velocity and mass

With this prescriptive how-to, dogs everywhere-no matter the size or temperament-will learn to have their cake-and eat yours, too.