The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book: Tender Thoughts to Put a Smile on Your Wrinkly Little Face

The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book is like the best outrageous birthday cards rolled into one. Illustrated with black-and-white photographs, the book's edgy humor needles everyone who's suffered the slings and arrows of one too many birthdays:

• Your friends got together to light your birthday candles. Oops, not enough friends.
• Who's older . . . you or the Earth?
• Now that you're older, admit it. You watch the Weather Channel.
• It's now estimated the universe is a trillion years old. That's two years older than you.

Exaggerated sentiments in The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book will make the birthday girl roll with laughter-and start plotting her revenge!