Home Is Where The Honey Is

From the story:
After showering, Carol, wearing her short rode, started to leave the bathroom. When she saw the priest busy with a notepad, she quickly shut the door and grabbed the only clothes there - fatigues and a cap. Again leaving the bathroom, to Frank's startled stare, she remarked, "What's the matter Frank, didn't you ever see a lady marine before?"

MYSTERIES ABOUND:
Why, where, and when did Frank slap Carol?
Who got fresh with Mrs. Dempsey on the elevator?
Why did Helen's lipstick melt?
What is the sweet stuff Mrs. Telme talks about?
Who is Buttercup?
What is fishy about the landlord, Ebernese Albatros?