THE GREATEST NOVEL EVER WRITTEN

Be the first kid on your block to have The Greatest Novel Ever Written. Now in 3-D! Defies categorization—in a genre all its own. A roman a clef? Not quite. Think keyless entry. The plot? A gradually increasing realization that it is coming to no rational conclusion. Essentially, just a loosely related series of supposedly humorous vignettes. You’re a baby boomer, a former baseball player, an ex-private detective, and worked on a presidential campaign. You’re married, with two kids. Who are you? I don’t know, but I think you’re in this book. This is about you, and how you got here. And remember that vasectomy? Yup. It’s in here.