500 Ultimate Truths

Kelly Klemetsrud considers himself the most blessed man in

the world. He has a wonderful Family and is a very devoted

father and husband. Born (1962) and raised in Miami Fla,

and now resides in the beautiful Metropolitan of Mc Donald

(pop. 3,931), Tennessee.

He is a die hard Miami Dolphin (only football team to have a

perfect season!!!) & Baltimore Oriole fan and has over 200

Dolphin Jerseys.

Kelly writes the best poetry of the new millennium and has

a book of poetry coming out by Valentines Day 2009 titled,

“I Am... a Book About All The Things I’m Not”. Please buy

multiple copies so he can buy more jerseys and send his two

wonderful girls to college.