The Freedom of True Love: Memoirs of a Veteran Missionary to the United States of America

Are you as tired of it as I am?
Tired of a century's worth of werewolf 'traditions'?
Sick and tired of tree-hugging style 'sensitivity to our predator animal brothers' - the same ones who used to maul and eat us at every opportunity, specifically because we are not like them at all?
Fed up with bollywood handing us the old hackneyed stereotypes of werewolves being slaves to suckheads, inferior mentally because they have brute strength, ruled by impetuous emotions, blah, blah, blah . . .
Not to mention the same old skin-wearer mentality as the 'eagle' warriors of the Aztecs, the 'jaguar' men of Africa, or the 'bear' man/immune to pain/shield-gnawing berserkergang of the Norse.
In other words, men - in animal form - but still thinking like humans.
And what is up with all the clothes tearing, skin ripping, and interior skeletal systems pushing outward, causing the one transforming to scream (or howl) in mortal anguish or shouting desperately to his/her loved one's to 'RUN!' or to chain them up and lock the door (and maybe throw away the key?).
And how come nobody ever talks about their clothing bill?
Then maybe - just maybe - this little alternative might appeal to you.
Roger Lhooms