The Mayan on the Clapham Omnibus: An Inside Story of 2012

When you're responsible for the Entire Universe it's important to get each day off to a good start. But today has begun on the wrong foot and it's getting steadily worse. There are four horsemen in Reception, endless incompetence in the Boardroom and the ghastly shadow of Celestial Audit waiting in the wings. Someone has discovered a glitch in the system and there's an unauthorised planet on the loose. As the doom-mongers gather to warn of the apocalyptic prophecies of the Mayan Calendar we take a look from the inside at the build-up to Armageddon. Relax...smile...and build a shelter in the garden.