Is This a Window Seat?

Airports were never built to make travel easier for the public. A psychologist named Brian Brain who was writing a paper on behavioural understanding phoned his mate Bob the Builder and asked him if he had any spare bricks and mortar. When Bob said yes Brian said let’s build a place where people can ride on aeroplanes, I can watch how they behave, write a book about it, you can make a few bob from the car parks and we’ll both make a fortune from the concessions. Not one word is true but if one were just someone from an airport writing a book on the way an airport works and letting off a bit of steam from an insider’s point of view it seems a good idea.