Where Else Would I Smoke?

Hank Lester is a teacher trying to endure a week of school. Throughout the span of seven days he will have to explain to his students that loose nostrils isn´t actually a medical diagnosis, assure tectonic plates aren´t inserted in a person´s head,and explain that Canada isn´t south of the United States. He meets parents including a drag queen father and a couple who wear matching karate outifits to back to school night all the while giving insights as to how he could have ended up in such a school.