Clueless

“I’m not the lush he makes me out to be.” – Lou

“If anyone has seen my knee, please e-mail me at ‘grimreaper@afterlife.net. There is a reward.” – Death

“Honest. Elvis is alive and well. I’ve seen him. I don’t care what anyone thinks.” – Donnie

“Tall skinny redheads turn me on. That explains why I married a butterball brunette who is shorter than I am.” – Bobby Joe

“I can’t wait to see who plays me in the movie.” – Magistrate Margaret Snipper

“I don’t really waltz into a room. It’s more of a majestic glide.” – Jackson