The Noteworthy Adventures of the Knights of No Renown

This is a poem about seven outcastes who band together to protect each other in a world of predators and danger. Together, they will face killer midgets, talking plants, hard-partying cannibals, a chainsaw wielding doctor, and more. Through it all, they will be observed by a marionette whose only desire is to make the world a worse place for everyone. And when the seven decide to rescue a little baby from the bloodthirsty Cult of Weirdoes, they must muster every skill they have, and work as a team, to fight a battle not all of them might survive.