Totally True History Of...: Baseball

The "Totally True History Of"... series is history hysterically re-written, so it's closer to "totally false". But what's more important, really? Dry, dusty, musty, fusty old "facts", or laughing so much that you will be tempted to--and may actually!-- use LMAO or one its variants in a text or FB message or tweet? The latter, clearly. This time we look at how baseball may have REALLY begun. Can YOU prove it's untrue? I thought not! Only 99 cents! A bargain at thrice the price!