How Many Men?

“It’s probably fair to presume that you’ve already dated too many men when you innocently visit ‘B&Q’ on a Saturday morning with your Mum for a simple gardening product and have to practically run out of the shop . . . Whilst scurrying out of ‘B&Q’ and with her Mum catching on faster than imagined, Charlie then had to ignore pleading comments of ‘Oh but he seemed such a nice boy’ and ‘You’re dad loved him!’ ‘Let’s nip back and say hello!’ Charlie was trying to decide what was worse; the fact that she couldn’t even be civil with any of her ex’s, or the fact that she completely forgot that this particular one had even existed . . . Oh God, how many more were there?”