Collected Poems

Critical acclaim for “Collected Poems” “Gee, I didn’t know my brother was so literary. Um, does this qualify as literature?” – Tom Yezzi “I told him not to waste our money publishing this book, what with the economy being the way it is, but you know how husbands can be.” – Anonymous “I wish this book had been published before I died. It would have made great material for an upcoming HBO comedy special. You still have HBO, don’t you? – George C. “I tried to make some editorial suggestions that would have been improvements. I have better luck leading my horses to water.” – M.D. Hausman “People who write books like this will burn in Hell for eternity, along with the pagans, abortionists, feminists and others who are actively trying to secularize America.” – The Rev. Jerry F.