My Favorite Italian Mother-In-Law: A Tribute to Her Wit and Charm

Fact:  Many a mother-in-law is either disliked or finds herself the butt of jokes.  This was a mother-in-law to be loved and admired.

Question: What type of woman would inspire her son-in-law to accumulate 35 years worth of quotes? 

Answer:  The inspiration was Julia’s off-the-wall humor.

My Favorite Italian Mother-In-Law
is a collection of more than 300 zany quotes, arranged by subject matter, such as:

·                    I never saw lightning so loud before.

·                    I don’t have to change my socks
because I was in the house all day yesterday and I hardly moved. 

·                    I just wrote a letter to a my cousin Margaret in Florida. I’m not sure if she’s dead or alive. 

·                    My neighbor is so good at taking care of me, he shovels my sidewalk before it snows.