Darnel "Pimpy Dee" Sanchez: The Auto"rhyme"ography

THERE LIVES A MAN,

HE'S CALLED PIMPY DEE!

HE LIVES IN A TOWN,

WHICH IS NEXT TO THE SEA!

THIS IS HIS STORY,

ABOUT SEX, DRUGS AND CRIME!

AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, 

TOLD IN NOTHING BUT RHYME!

IT'S CONTROVERSIAL AND SHOCKING, 

WITH EXPLICIT LYRICS AND CRUDITY,

 THIS BOOK CONTAINS ILLEGAL ACTS,

AND UNCENSORED NUDITY!

SO DON’T JUST READ THIS BIT,

AND PUT THE BOOK BACK ON THE SHELF,

PUT YOUR HAND IN YOUR POCKET, 

AND BUY ONE FOR YOURSELF!!!!        

CAT IN THE HAT ON CRACK (fluffy boot magazine)

THE FIRST (and probably the last)

EVER BOOK OF IT'S KIND - UNMISSABLE 

***** FIVE OUT OF FIVE        (the daily heckl )