THE BATTLE OF ARMAGEDDON: Order of the Eagle

1 According to the Bible the battle of Armageddon shall eventually happen upon a most foreboding “day of wrath, a day of trouble and distress, a day of wasteness and desolation.” But it will also be a real menacing “day of darkness and gloominess, and a day of clouds and thick darkness,” just like Zephaniah 1:15 always foretold. 2 And all over those awaiting fields of many nasty sorrows, everyone that's marked with the curse of 666 will be moving around real fast like some blinded bats in a pitch black cave. 3 After all, the gross darkness of that day of night shall force the soldiers to only be sighted by radar, night vision technology, or by them constantly shooting up high-flying flares into our ever barren horizon. 4 For the previous short lived days of a little brightness from our new blood-red moon will instantly be stopped by Yahweh. It shall also then become the darkest period when total blackness will abruptly reign once again upon our unsuspecting earth for the very last time. 5 Even the storming midnight skies will swiftly loose it's blinking starlight by the supernatural commands of Jehovah, Himself. 6 But all of those paranormal events were already foreseen in Joel 2:2; As such, that will then quickly become the dreaded day of the deepest night, when gross darkness shall instantly arise once more without any warning, while it hastily falls like a morning that's being spread upon the quaking mountains of Israel. 7 Even Amos 5:20 once asked, “shall not the day of the Lord be darkness, and not light? Even very dark, and no brightness in it?” 8 It will therefore become the blackest of all unlit dreary moments, when Joel 2:1 shall also unexpectedly sound off like a screaming orchestra; 9 For the trumpets of our God of Vengeance will then blare loudly in Zion since that shall become God's most wrathful day: Even Isaiah 9:19 will then resound like a yodeler that's singing the deepest base in a real deep canyon. 10 As such, all of those wicked people of 666 will become “as the fuel of the fire;” Nor shall any kindling ever be needed so things can blaze away like the very worst wildfire. 11 It will additionally be the most unhappy period when the alarms of those marked sinners will ring like crazy upon the holy mountain; 12 Neither will that trembling time of terror ever bring any of those wicked combat troops anything except a real hard way to go. 13 But even before any of those lost souls of war can ever open their mouths many of them shall be destined to start shaking much worse than any epilepsy victim ever had; 14 For the deadly day of our Lord of Wrath will then come forth much faster than darkness could ever chase after His fast fleeing enemies. 15 And the most terrible hour of our God’s pounding justice will then spring forth a lot quicker than the following dawn could ever lite up our light forsaken heavens. 16 And since that will be the shocking case, it shall additionally become the unfolding bleakest moment of the very worst ones, when a real harsh word from Zephaniah 3:14 shall also suddenly came forth once more. 17 Nor shall anyone ever escape from those blood-sucking sounds that will rapidly come forth from the peeved off spirit of death, while it squeals endlessly with true delight: 18 For those real anguished noises shall all of a sudden haunt every crack of those weather beaten grounds of unleashed chaos: Therefore, all of the desires of those swarming invaders will then become some forgotten dreams. 18 Even the mightiest of those fools will then be crying “bitterly” as Joel 3:14 echos throughout those extremely dismal lands: 19 For there will be countless doomed “multitudes in the valley of decision.” Nor can any of those double-minded puppets of higher powers ever be able to make up their own minds about anything! 20 And every fighting man there-abouts will have foolishly sown their misdeeds to the winds of luck, while they hope that they still had a small chance left against the Antichrist, who they shall be attacking. 21 But as those real nervous men hastily soldier onwards, none of those shaken souls shall ever expected that our Lord's heaviest ax of judgment would soon be falling very swiftly across their shoulders, like the sharpest blade from the the guillotine of the son of the devil, named Darius-6-Nogard-6- Romani.- 6. 22 Nor shall any of those who are marked by that son of perdition ever foresee that they would be reaping the fiery whirlwind of God’s most bitter sentences, just as Hosea 8:7 long ago promised them. So sit back and read about the culmination of our world's fiercest battle before it even begins. And be prepared to hold onto the edge of your seat as a legion of demons advance into those fields of blood with destruction on their lips for every foolish fool who dares to take the number of Romani's most evil name, of six letters each.