The Inferno of Infernos

1 In the Inferno of Infernos it came to pass that the day finally came forth when the son of deception, Satan, was a little too rude, a bit too cocky, and a wee bit too rigid for His very own good, especially since his upper lip was stiffer than a corpse on Halloween weekend. As well, that son of some pretty stinky stuff was a tiny bit too pushy for our Great I Am's liking, while he accused the brethren before Him day and night. 2 As a result of that shady one's belligerence, and his most shadowy shadow of the most unspeakable sins, Father God unexpectedly commanded that he would have to do a short time out, back in the midst of Hell to cool off. After all, since Lucifer was opposite to our Lord in every way, the flames of Hell were only as disturbing to him as an ice cube down his back. For he has always been the master of some very mind numbing feelings. 3 And as far as Satan was concerned that would be a time of monsters; a time of gargoyles, and a time of gremlins, just as it would be a ghastly time for some ghostly ghouls. 'Twas also a real revolting time for ugly in it's truest form to finally be revealed. 4 'Twas therefore the unforeseen time when Vampires, werewolves, Witches, and Zombies would seem like some pretty tame stuff, compared to the kind of brain licking, and toe sucking that was right around the corner of Lucifer's final days. 5 And that would soon become the time of many Godzilla' s being all wrapped up by some pretty scary mummies, who had some extra bandages. And by the time the forthcoming preview of Sheol's Hell was eventually over, a few things would be shook. 6 For it was as clear as a phoney's crystal ball that a whole lot of shaking was soon to be going on down under. Nor were there any invisible men around to slow down the kind of forthcoming Judgement that was sure to smack down multitudes of wicked people much farther down than any Hollywood monsters ever dared to go. 7 And it goes without saying that the bravest of humanity could also have thrown in some Amityville horrors, Jaws, and the possessed doll named Chucky into the mix. 8 But none of those edge of the seat kind of fantasies ever could have held a little candle to the kind of atrocities that were zooming in towards Hell, with both guns a blazing like a Tommy gun in Sodom and Gomorrah that was easily wiping out every wimpy wimp. 10 'Twas additionally the time for many spiders, slugs, and scorpions to come out from under as many rocks as possible, once the demons finally vacated from there. 11 And from this vision of Hell, just as Jesus once spoke of in Luke 20:47, it would soon be as clear as the spirit of fear that many damned souls do recieve a “greater damnation.” 12 It would also soon become clear that there are different levels of damnation, some far, far worse that the very worse damnation that anyone could ever imagine. 13 And as this supernatural seeing of Hell's spookiest places unfolded it came about that it was real easy to see that Hell itself is in the shape of an upside down mushroom cloud. 14 And this is the story of this frightening vision of Hell which was recorded by some very jittery hands. 15 And if any reader dares to take this journey throughout that blazing underworld they shall soon discover that this place of endless torture is a real awful one where the very worse of the worst people are held captive at the very bottom of that pit of many horrendous beginnings that were fated to never have any happy ending. 16 And when this terrible vision overtook me I then found myself standing in the coolest shadows of some very grotesque looking places of pain. 17 And I then unexpectedly beheld some awful horrors that laid far below. 18 Then I was aghast! 19 'Twas therefore my time of shock, the time of heaviness, and the time for no unfortunate souls to ever leave that real smoky pit of endless burning fire. And to doubly bless people the incredible book "Speeches of Satan is also included herein.