The 80 Year Old Virgin From Outer Space: Meets Dr.Won Ball

Sexually depressed because he has three testicles, our character goes to see a Dr.Won Ball, thinking he is a sex councilor. It turns out he is a sex change doctor who lost a testicle during the war playing Russian roulette. The Doctor sees an opportunity for a transplant and talks the man into undergoing an operation in exchange for his services. It turns out the doctor is also a Quack who doesn’t use standard surgical instruments; he scares the hell out of our character when he decides to use a meat chopper to remove a testicle. Adding to his problems, our character doesn’t read the small print on the contract which defines, “in case of unforeseen circumstances the doctor can remove a second testicle.”